And so this is Christmas and what have you done, another wank over, and new one just begun. Have a Merry, Merry little Christmas wanking away on that poor excuse you call a cock. Poor small dick man, to small to please, might be too small to wank, oh dear what’s a sad little dick loser to do? Oh I know; the good old two finger wank, I that should do nicely. HAHA!

It’s that time of year, Halloween a time for one and all to have one night to be someone other then what they really are. Think about it; sissy sluts can dress up and go out in public without a care as to who sees them, tiny dick wonders can play at being real men in hopes of finally getting a woman to fuck them, the options are numerous. I have to say though the sissy sluts have it better then the small dick men. After all sissies can dress up pretty with no problems or questions for the night, but small cock men even if you do get a woman what do you think she will do when she looks at you with question in her eyes wondering where the hell is the dick. After all she won’t be able to feel you poking her that sad pecker so it’s no shock that she will be sadly disappointed with the so called night of hot sex. Face it once a small dick loser always a small dick loser, but there is hope. You can always call the one and only me and ask for advice on how to satisfy your sexual needs. You won’t be able to fuck a woman but hell I have loads of ideas and other things you can fuck. HAHA!

Summer time is over and Halloween is right around the corner. Now I’ve been giving some thought to what some of you should do for costumes for this lovely season. So many fun things come to mind; go all out and show everyone what a fine sissy bitch you are, or put on a diaper in hopes that you will find some Mistress to clean your nappy and spank that little ass, and for you tiny dick wonders out their; wear a sign pointing down to your penis stating “My dicks to small to satisfy a woman”, or “I would love to wank, but my dicks to small to pull”, be a super hero; The Amazing Small Dick Man, faster then a speeding bullet, so small you can’t feel him enter, willing to help any lady in distress, always looking for a pussy willing to give him a try, yes everyone The Amazing Small Dick Man will cream your pie and you’ll never feel a thing! In and out and away he goes…

Well now Christmas is over but don’t despair; you can still talk to the one and only humbug bitch. Yes my name is Christmas Femdom but I’m not just for the holidays; I’m like this all year round. Now isn’t that great news for all of you losers out their.

Now I was thinking that a great way to start off the New Year would be to have a good laugh at some small cocks. I know many of you out their fit this bill so get your hands off that tiny dick and give your Mistress a call. I’ll laugh my ass off and enjoy telling you what a sad loser you are.

Well as Christmas gets closer you silly twits should be feeling old Jack Frost nipping at your ass. Why do I say such a thing you may ask, well the answer is simple; pants down, cold air, frost on the ass. After all we all know what you morons spend most of your time doing now don’t we? That’s right; jacking off that little cock. Let me see if I can guess what some you bitches out there would like for Christmas. Oh I’ve got it! Something to make your dick seem bigger, even if it’s just 1 inch bigger for many of you that would be a step up. Well dear losers I can’t help you with the small cock blues but I can laugh at your misfortune and many other wonderful tortures come to mind. Care to give me a call and see just how much fun I can have at your expense?

It’s that time of year again. A time to spend all of your hard earned money on gifts to give to people that in most cases won’t even say thank you for the trouble. And then you have the type that just can’t wait to go and return that nice gift you took the time to pick out and buy for their sorry ass. Now I ask you; wouldn’t you rather spend that money on yourself? Wouldn’t you rather spend that money you worked so hard for to gain pleasure that only I can help you achieve? Come on now I know what you want. Why spend yet another Christmas not getting what you want? So to sum it up for you losers; if you want to count down the days till Christmas with a Femdom that can dish it out, then give me a call, I can make Christmas fun again. Fetish, humiliation, verbal abuse oh yes these are the joys of Christmas.

Tell me now; have you been good or bad this year? Should that Jolly fat fuck bring you ashes and switches on Christmas morn, or would you prefer a good beating by the Christmas Femdom. You know in many ways I’m much better then Santa. With Santa you always have to be good; never know when the fat guy is making his list of who’s been naughty or nice now do you? But with me, oh yes with me, it’s good to be bad some times. Admit it; you have to be bad to get the reward you desire. And as we all know most of you desire pain, humiliation and many other fun things that I’m all to happy to supply for you and to you. So do you think you deserve the honor of serving the Christmas Femdom? Only one way to find out now isn’t their? Call me you sorry Losers!